when your favourite band doest have any shows in your area during a tour
Jack White makes the world’s fastest record, creates his greatest album, has record vinyl sales on his new album, played his longest concert so far, has the greatest and most creative tour he’s ever done, making groundbreaking innovations for music and music fans everywhere.
His biggest accomplishment: he’s a meme
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here